If I live to be a hundred, I will never figure out how strange
life can be. I’m a truck driver which isn’t the most common thing
in the world, but even stranger is the fact that I am quite
attractive. I’m five feet two inches, weigh one-hundred and
fifteen pounds, have blond hair and blue eyes. […]
Why did my blind date want me to meet him at Camelot? 18th and M? He
said lunch, but that’s a GO-GO place. They serve food, too? He said
not to be late, or I’d miss the show. Oh, well. Here it is. Hmmmmmm.
Nice neighborhood. Nice place.
The sign […]
‘What is life all about? I wish somebody would tell me, someone
whose opinion I respect, that is. Until that happens, I can only be-
lieve that life is just one hard slog from start to end.
[…]
***She***
I’ve got the itch tonight, but it seems a slow night. There’s only
one unattached guy at the bar, and he’s not my type.
I’ve seen his kind before. He’s my male counterpart - handsome, almost
pretty, experienced at seducing women, but slightly jaded by the sheer
numbers of his conquests.
No, I like them a bit more naive. […]
