Introductions go hand in hand with first impressions.  Staring at an empty slate and forcefully filling it is difficult, especially when it holds so much weight.  What you read here will most certainly be the definitive factor of whether you stick around or not.  Let’s begin:

I am a female webmaster in the Adult Industry, a difficult role to fill to say the least.  Everywhere I go, people ask me if I’m a “star.”  The answer?  A harsh NO on my part… NO NO NO NO NO .  Now that’s out of the way, I can continue.  I consider myself somewhat of a porn connoisseur.  I know what I personally like, I know what men like, and I know what everyone hates as a whole.  Although it may not seem like it, the pornography industry requires a certain finesse to succeed.

This whole blog is based around my life, my experiences – as they happen, and the gross funny naked amazing stuff I encounter everyday.  When it comes to the hottest newest porngirls, the funniest videos, and the sickest shit around… I am one of the first to know.  I am privy to more free pornography than you could imagine.  I have done webmaster work from every angle of this industry.

What I’m truly searching for is an audience.  I want someone to be interested in my day to day nonsense along with the aforementioned “stuff.”  I hope to take you along with me to the dentist, as well as take you into the world of debauchery.  Balance is the key:  will I have both the yin and the yang?  Time will tell.