I have to admit I was selfish in yesterday’s post.  Everyone is aching for details so here they are:

First, an overview of the scenario:

I had 2 guys friends over for a mellow outdoor evening;
naturally, they called up two (easy) girls.  The two girls showed up
but happened to bring along their younger sisters – [...]

I’ll make this short and sweet.  Here’s why I haven’t updated:

4 against 1… I didn’t really have a shot.  I got my revenge though… after the bitch broke my nose I laughed in her face.  Oh, and one girl got choke slammed.  Awesomeness.

This is supposed to be funny but I think it’s pretty sad.  I can find a lot of sick stuff hilarious, but this is just… I don’t know.

Click here to watch it.

It’s pretty long and pretty astounding.  Not too long ago, I was a 13 year old little punk that was driving my [...]

I rent a little apartment/shack on a two acre property.  Within the property are two dogs and many furry creatures… namely groundhogs.  Before I continue, here’s a disclaimer:

All you PETA losers better stop reading now because this will make you cry.  Wahhh!

Anyway, today on my trip back to the shack I saw [...]

Sunday night was a little crazy, a little sickening.  There were four of us, each with a 12 pack in hand.  There was a fire.  We were rednecking.

Next thing I know, the beer is gone and Bryan is asking for things to chug.  Out came the tobasco, but that wasn’t enough. [...]