Archive for the 'sex toy mayhem' Category

the wonderful world of Anal

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

Anal sex is a harsh mistress.  Some love it, some hate it, and some take it way too far.

When it comes to sex toys, I live by one  golden rule:  Anything that needs an instruction manual, I’m not interested in.  This big toy is expandable and retractable, reaching  a 12” [...]

senior Citizen sex party

Sunday, April 10th, 2005

When I was about 9 years old, I got dumped off at my great-aunt’s house for New Year’s Eve.  At the time, she was 70+, as were all her friends.  I kicked back and relished in the free cable and junk food, but as 12 o’ clock neared the crowd turned rowdy.  [...]

prosthetic Vaginas

Sunday, March 13th, 2005

What a world we live in.  I was browsing my favorite Sex Toy Store and decided to check out the other side of things.  Instead of giggling at the oversized dildos, I took a look at the toy pussies.  Much to my surprise, the selection is pretty large.  Here are some [...]