Archive for the ‘fun&nonsense’ Category

dumb Fuckin’ asses

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

My brain hurts from this conversation I just had.  I keep reading it over and over again trying to find my mistake, but I cant.  Any feedback would be appreciated.  Thanks in advance.

<Robin> fucked is a dumb word
<Robin> fuckin
<Robin> is a good word
<viki> it's the same word, just a different suffix.
<Robin> no
<Robin> its totally different
<viki> this is quickly becoming a game of semantics.
<Robin> you cant use fucked where youd use fuckin
<Robin> and you'll always lose.
<viki> i didn't say you could, but the root word is the same:  fuck.
<Robin> no
<Robin> i dont like the word fuck
<Robin> fuckin
<Robin> = the word i like
<viki> okay, but within the word you like is the word you dislike.
<Robin> shut up you drunk bitch
<viki> you're awfully hostile, don't you fuckin' think?
<Robin> you use the word fuckin so wrong
<Robin> there is no '
<Robin> jesus you are drunk
<viki> you sure are picky about your punctuation.
<Robin> hey look
<Robin> dont talk to me about stuff like this.. youre obviously to drunk to fuckin know
<viki> no, i'm not.  in any state of mind, i would know that fuckin comes from fuck... and that the correct way to write out "fuckin" is " fuckin' " because it comes from the word fuckinG.  i think you're the only one who would dispute that.
<Robin> ...
<Robin> jesus christ you are sooooo drunk.
<Robin> anyway
<Robin> bye!

Now what the FUCK was that?  – not a rhetorical question.

barbequed People

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

Sunday night was a little crazy, a little sickening.  There were four of us, each with a 12 pack in hand.  There was a fire.  We were rednecking.

Next thing I know, the beer is gone and Bryan is asking for things to chug.  Out came the tobasco, but that wasn’t enough.  We brought out shots of mustard, relish, jelly, and some stagnant ass puddle juice.

But alas, he wanted to up the stakes.  Out came a can of corn and down his insatiable esophagus it went.  We were running out of food.  Oh wait, there’s one more thing… a full bottle of barbeque sauce.

BBQ sauce is thick.  And plentiful.  It was fed to him by James from a tree.  He opened wide and gurgled it all.  He choked a little, but persisted.



When it was all said and done and the laughs were subsiding, it was time to clean the sick fuck up.  Being the only female, I was delegated the task.

12 beers + cleaning up some guys face and neck (BBQ sauce x corn x dried puke) = grossness

As I papertoweled this disgusting creature, he did the worst possible thing he could have possibly done.  He leaned in.  Yeah, LEANED IN.  This marinated fuck wanted to suck face, I would have rather thrown him in the fire and had some ribs for dinner.

Call me a cannibal, but the smell of barbeque sauce doesn’t make my panties moist.

guy chugging Tobasco

Monday, June 20th, 2005

i had a pretty wild weekend to say the least.  i don’t have much time right now for an update, but here’s a friend of mine chugging tobasco to hold you guys over.

more detailed update with more pictures and videos will be coming up tonight or tomorrow.

chick Fights continued

Tuesday, June 7th, 2005

Yesterday I featured a strange naked female boxing fetish and today I found another site that goes hand and hand with the former.  It’s called Wrestling Fetish... and let me tell you, naked wrestling is way sexier than naked boxing.

Naked boxing featured women topless and in thongs fighting, however, they wear helmets, gloves, and a bunch of other protective equipment.  What fun is that?  To me, it’s not, it’s just WEIRD.

On the other hand, female wrestling can be really hot.  There’s no protective gear, no ref, nothing.  Just babes clawing at each other!  Unfortunately, I couldn’t get any free content from this site, but here are some demonstrative banners:

Chicks fighting hair pulling wrestling blondes Chicks fighting chicks and sometimes other guys

The site ties into the whole female domination thing with women beating up men as well.  In fact, the makers of this strangely site are fetish experts.  If you look through Wrestling Fetish, you’ll also see women who punish, trampling girls, and girls that perform brutal CBT.

Louis Armstrong was right… what a wonderful world!

chick Fights

Monday, June 6th, 2005

Personally, I’ve never been in a real chick fight.  I mean, I gave a girl a punch to the head back in 8th grade, but I can’t say I’ve ever had an all out brawl.

There is no doubt that I, on occassion, can be a naked Russian bitch.  But am I into nude, face-clawing, hardcore boxing?  Perhaps not.  Let’s examine a bit further:

Movie 1
Movie 2
Movie 3

Is this pornography?  I think not.