... and I’m frEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
... free falling, yeah, i’m free falling!
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Tuesday, July 19th, 2005fun contest – Submit now!
Sunday, July 10th, 2005A while back I mentioned a fan sign contest that I was holding, and although I got about 20 emails with questions, I have yet to get a single submission. I really hope this contest won’t be a flop. Here are the rules again, the contest ends on July 15th.
Overview: I want fan signs from all you boys and girls. They don’t have to show anything you don’t want to reveal (a face, a stout penis, etc.). You don’t even have to be in it. I’m searching for creativity, nothing more, and certainly nothing less. Feel free to whip up something in MSPaint if you’re camera shy.What should it say? I don’t care, preferably something “Chick Blog” related.
What will I win? The winner gets ‘netwide recognition, and either a free porno or 10 whole dollars!. If it’s really good I’ll send out both.
How do I send it? Send an email to chick@freenakedness.com or get me on AIM:dstresed. You can send out as many entries as you want.
When does the contest end? July 15th. I’ll be posting all the entries I get on that date and announcing the winner. Along with the results will be a picture of me. An end to the mystery.*
*Unfortunately, I’m an actual girl, not just some seedy guy behind a computer screen pretending to be Tiffany Teen. My picture won’t be airbrushed, it won’t be perfect, but it will be real.
Someone needs to participate so I don’t feel like a loser, let’s go!
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2005sully and the Woodchuck
Tuesday, June 28th, 2005I rent a little apartment/shack on a two acre property. Within the property are two dogs and many furry creatures… namely groundhogs. Before I continue, here’s a disclaimer:
Anyway, today on my trip back to the shack I saw a pretty funny site. Mr. Woodchuck was saying hello!
Upon closer inspection I noted that woodchucks don’t normally wave hello when they’re inside out, so maybe something was awry.
As I inched closer to the creature, Sully The Dog appeared from the distance. I was going to make a meal out of the ‘chuck but Sullivan beat me to it. In case you were wondering about groundhog preparation, first you have to separate the guts:
Once that’s done, you have a very tasty treat:
My only wish was for a better camera. This feast was pretty excellent to watch.
fan sign CONTEST + my picture
Friday, June 24th, 2005It has been a little dull around here as of late. If this blog was a puddle, the beginning signs of stagnation would be settling in. It’s time for a contest, hopefully it will give this site a much needed rejuvenation.
Overview: I want fan signs from all you boys and girls. They don’t have to show anything you don’t want to reveal (a face, a stout penis, etc.). You don’t even have to be in it. I’m searching for creativity, nothing more, and certainly nothing less.
What should it say? I don’t care, preferably something “Chick Blog” related.
What will I win? The winner gets ‘netwide recognition, and either a free porno or 10 whole dollars!. If it’s really good I’ll send out both.
How do I send it? Send an email to chick@freenakedness.com or get me on AIM:dstresed. You can send out as many entries as you want.
When does the contest end? July 15th. I’ll be posting all the entries I get on that date and announcing the winner. Along with the results will be a picture of me. An end to the mystery.*
Unfortunately, I’m an actual girl, not just some seedy guy behind a computer screen pretending to be Tiffany Teen. My picture won’t be airbrushed, it won’t be perfect, but it will be real.
And as a final note… all you fucking assholes better participate ‘Night.