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stupidest dating spam ever

Saturday, May 7th, 2005

I just got this message.  Why would I be enticed by a 45 year old… particularly since his name is Sergei and his profile is at some Ukrainian site.  Is “United States Florida” a town in Russia, Serge?

Hello! My name is Sergei
I am 45 years old
From: United States, Florida
I’m seeking for a girl
Orientation: Heterosexual
My perception of an ideal relationship:
I want sharing everything, loving each other, supporting and encouraging each other, being honest
my photos can be found there:
ukraniangirls.info/dating/profile.php?user=35317
nice to meet you

I’ll stick with the thousands of losers on Adult Action Cam, thankyouverymuch.  The only hot people I find on that site are chicks, so I might just have to turn lesbian (or atleast get some nice looking homos to change teams for my sake).

I haven’t really been cluing people in about my life lately, so here’s a little update:  Last night I got wasted with Wild Turkey Rare Breed and some old friends.  It’s called BARREL PROOF, pretty intense.  Let me just recommend that people that weigh only 105 pounds not exceed 10 shots.  The night was filled with a shrimp cookout and some Monopoly.  I love to cook when I’m drunk, although my skills decrease with every shot.  The shrimp turned out well but it took me over an hour to make them – with a total cook time of maybe 5 minutes?  I was just happy to wake up without the place being burned down.

Would it be boring if I started posting recipes instead of naked girls and such?

dating is impossible – witness waterclothes

Monday, April 25th, 2005

Meet Chester:  “Howdy, I’m Chester and live in Van Nuys, California.  I find long sleeved button down dress shirts and slacks very exciting both when dry and totally soaking wet.”

Chester, Chester, child molestor… I wonder if that song rings true for him:


Chester wet clothes suit in the playground.

No, I’m not kidding.  Yes, there are more pictures.  I joined this cam dating site in hopes of getting some funny stories and meeting interesting people, but I never once dreamed that it would be THIS interesting:

Chester in the bathtub fully dressed hairy chest making Elvis face

This guy is certainly a character, although I’m a bit afraid of exchanging emails with him.  I’ve recieved a lot of gross nude pictures so far, but these non-nude photos are strangely the most vulgar.  Check out Adult Action Cam:  maybe you could be the not-completely-insane guy that will sweep me off my feet.  What do you say?

no, I’m not a cam Whore.

Saturday, April 9th, 2005

As I have mentioned before, I recently signed up for a dating/cam site.  I’ve talked to a few interesting people so far but quite honestly most of the men are wack jobs.  Just because I signed up for a cam dating site does not mean that I’m a camwhore.  I put my screename up in my profile and am constantly bombarded with questions like “can i c ur camzzzz  plz sexi ladee?” and “plz invite give perm 2 me 2 cu plzz!”  I guess there are probably a lot of cam sluts on Adult Action Cam, but I am certainly not one of them.  Besides that, if you want to see my cam atleast grasp the Enligh language first.  Ugh.

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Friday, March 25th, 2005

I haven’t been on a “date” in a long time now.  I’m not even looking for a boyfriend, just some funny stories about how horrible the experiences are.  I’m too young to be desperate for a man or stressed about my current slum.

Yesterday I decided to sign up for a dating site.  I went with Adult Action Cam.  Why?  Because people can always post fake pictures, but not fake cams.  Besides that, it was the only decent looking free site I could find.  Within hours, I received this email:

“Hello Miss, here are pictures from your slave toy.  hope you like them, i am very curious about your pictures.  your slave”





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