Archive for the 'dating mishaps' Category

stupidest dating spam ever

Saturday, May 7th, 2005

I just got this message.  Why would I be enticed by a 45 year old… particularly since his name is Sergei and his profile is at some Ukrainian site.  Is “United States Florida” a town in Russia, Serge?

Hello! My name is Sergei
I am 45 years old
From: United States, Florida
I’m seeking for a girl
Orientation: [...]

dating is impossible - witness waterclothes

Monday, April 25th, 2005

Meet Chester:  “Howdy, I’m Chester and live in Van Nuys, California.  I find long sleeved button down dress shirts and slacks very exciting both when dry and totally soaking wet.”

Chester, Chester, child molestor… I wonder if that song rings true for him:

No, I’m not kidding.  Yes, there are more pictures.  I [...]

no, I’m not a cam Whore.

Saturday, April 9th, 2005

As I have mentioned before, I recently signed up for a dating/cam site.  I’ve talked to a few interesting people so far but quite honestly most of the men are wack jobs.  Just because I signed up for a cam dating site does not mean that I’m a camwhore.  I put my [...]

dating Sites

Friday, March 25th, 2005

I haven’t been on a “date” in a long time now.  I’m not even looking for a boyfriend, just some funny stories about how horrible the experiences are.  I’m too young to be desperate for a man or stressed about my current slum.

Yesterday I decided to sign up for a dating site.  [...]