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There are a couple things on the agenda today. First, let’s get this contest out of the way (yes, you guys are losers, only two of you submitted anything). Anyway, I promised a grand prize of either $10 or a porno mailed to your house.
Drumroll please…
And the winner is… Ken! Here’s his submission. Although he was too afraid to show me his true self, he did try his best and came up with this. It was in honor of my unveiling (his phrase, not mine):
Second and only other place goes to Steve who opted to not have his photo shown – despite how sexy it was. And now for part two of the contest, I promised to finally show a picture of myself. I’m not willing to have my picture taken often so it was hard to find one…
I’m going to Maryland tomorrow and I may come back with some sexy stalker photos of naked sluts, but no guarantees. Oh, and here’s me with my vibrator!
July 22nd, 2005 at 1:37 pm
Absolutely Beautiful… But you do realize what you have done, right? Right now there are hundreds of guys at home fondling themselves to a picture of you with your toothbrush. The thought of a beautiful women with such a passion for porn is just overwhelming for some… Beautiful none-the-less.
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