Yesterday I got an email asking about updates on the Hurly sex tape but at this point there really aren’t any.  All I’m getting is “It’ll be released as soon as legally possible.”  Gayness.

Anyway, to hold you over, here’s that Eve sex tape that everyone’s been talking about.  I didn’t bother posting [...]

I rent a little apartment/shack on a two acre property.  Within the property are two dogs and many furry creatures… namely groundhogs.  Before I continue, here’s a disclaimer:

All you PETA losers better stop reading now because this will make you cry.  Wahhh!

Anyway, today on my trip back to the shack I saw [...]

Don’t you agree?  I’ve given handjobs to probably about 10 guys in my day, and I never enjoyed it.  I get so bored, and it seems that the guy does, too.  I can say with confidence that I give a kickass BJ, but I don’t think my stroke job skills are up [...]

I think I got alcohol poisoning last night.  Rather, everyone else thinks so.  I was doing the usual Saturday Night Drinkathon… a few beers, a ton of jello shots.  I was feeling great, making fun of some kid’s tattoos (he had a flower on the bottom of his skull, and he had [...]

It’s always nice to meet another girl that’s into the porn scene, particularly when she’s cute like Jessica.

Although I can’t say I dig the cowboy hat, her blog entries are pretty entertaining, and very graphic.  She’s into showing very diverse porn including interracial and MILFy stuff.

Besides, unlike me, she’s not afraid to show her [...]