stupidest dating spam ever

I just got this message.  Why would I be enticed by a 45 year old… particularly since his name is Sergei and his profile is at some Ukrainian site.  Is “United States Florida” a town in Russia, Serge?

Hello! My name is Sergei
I am 45 years old
From: United States, Florida
I’m seeking for a girl
Orientation: Heterosexual
My perception of an ideal relationship:
I want sharing everything, loving each other, supporting and encouraging each other, being honest
my photos can be found there:
ukraniangirls.info/dating/profile.php?user=35317
nice to meet you

I’ll stick with the thousands of losers on Adult Action Cam, thankyouverymuch.  The only hot people I find on that site are chicks, so I might just have to turn lesbian (or atleast get some nice looking homos to change teams for my sake).

I haven’t really been cluing people in about my life lately, so here’s a little update:  Last night I got wasted with Wild Turkey Rare Breed and some old friends.  It’s called BARREL PROOF, pretty intense.  Let me just recommend that people that weigh only 105 pounds not exceed 10 shots.  The night was filled with a shrimp cookout and some Monopoly.  I love to cook when I’m drunk, although my skills decrease with every shot.  The shrimp turned out well but it took me over an hour to make them – with a total cook time of maybe 5 minutes?  I was just happy to wake up without the place being burned down.

Would it be boring if I started posting recipes instead of naked girls and such?

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