Well, if you haven’t heard, Paris Hilton is engaged to someone else named Paris. Oh boy. Will this lead to another Hilton sex tape?
If she takes her fiance’s last name, they’ll both have the same name. Yep.
Archive for May, 2005
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Tuesday, May 31st, 2005whores Whores whores
Monday, May 30th, 2005You know, when it comes to porn, I guess I’m into the softcore stuff a little more. I probably don’t entertain the extremists as much as I should, so here’s a site that’ll take a little break from my prude-ish stance on the matter.
Exhibit A: Whores.in
Actually, that’s the only exhibit. I’ve never seen the word whores used so often. From white whores to fat whores to crack whores, whores whores whores whores whores.
... Whores!
Celebrity Sunday: Scarlet Johannson
Sunday, May 29th, 2005Disclaimer: Since I’m not around most weekends, I decided to lend the Saturday and Sunday entries to a Celeb News dealy. I figure it’s better to have this than nothing at all on the weekends.
Johansson
Stepping Into Dunst’s Shoes
Stepping Into Dunst’s Shoes
Jake
Gylenhaal may have had his heartbroken by Spider-Man cutie Kirsten Dunst,
but don’t feel
too bad for him because hope may be on the horizon. Oscar nominated party
girl Scarlett Johansson, who famously banged Benecio del Toro following
this year’s Oscars, has expressed interest in Gylenhaal. A friend
of Scarlett’s says, “He’s a little younger than her usual type,
but they really clicked. They both grew up in dynamic and creative families
and Jake has an old head on young shoulders, just like her.” One report
says that sexy Scarlett has asked her agent to arrange a date for the pair.
She’s definitely on the prowl as she recently said, I’m a girl in
the prime of my life and I’d like to celebrate that with someone. The thing
is, I’d definitely like to be in a relationship with the right person.
That’s why I’m looking.” Obviously Scarlett didn’t read the recent
story which quoted Dunst as saying she dumped Jake because he was “boring.”
Wanna
see more of Scarlett? Then PRESS HERE!
see more of Scarlett? Then PRESS HERE!
Celebrity Saturday: Liv Tyler
Saturday, May 28th, 2005Disclaimer: Since I’m not around most weekends, I decided to lend the Saturday and Sunday entries to a Celeb News dealy. I figure it’s better to have this than nothing at all on the weekends.
Is Liv Tyler Too Big For The Big Screen?
With
the exception of The Lord of the Rings movies, which she is barely in, Liv
Tyler hasn’t been on movie screens very much in the last couple years and
that may be because some studio bosses feel she’s not quite as trim as she
should be. The actress who’s best known for the pouty lips she inherited
from her rock star father slimmed down to a svelt 125 pounds for The Lord
of the Rings trilogy, but her weight more typically hovers around 150 pounds,
which is considered a bit too hefty for a leading lady. Liv, however, has
no interest in making herself skinny just to get parts. She says, “I’ve
been told that if I lose weight I’d have more work, but I refuse to submit
myself to Hollywood standards. To the rest of the world I am slim and I
like the way I am.”
Wanna
see more of Liv? Then PRESS HERE!
see more of Liv? Then PRESS HERE!
a tale of Tattoos
Friday, May 27th, 2005I’m not into tattoos and all that other crap, but for some reason this one really popped out at me:
Maybe it’s because it’s attached to a hot girl, but I’m about to run out and get a little frog on myself… although probably not in that spot. I think I’m so anti-tattoo because I always see stupid one: ridiculous tribal ones that no one knows the meaning of or butterflies on the asscracks of fat girls. There’s just something about that little non-threatening animal that I really liked.