senior Citizen sex party

When I was about 9 years old, I got dumped off at my great-aunt’s house for New Year’s Eve.  At the time, she was 70+, as were all her friends.  I kicked back and relished in the free cable and junk food, but as 12 o’ clock neared the crowd turned rowdy.  By no means is my Aunt white trash (she’s a doctor), nor are any of her friends.  However, when they pulled out the game “Kiss My Ass,” horrendous behavior ensued.

The game consisted of a raunchy spinner with various options such as “get spanked” or “do a sexy dance” or the obvious “kiss my ass!”  Watching a group of senior’s drop trou’ was certainly horrific, and the thought of this traumatic event got me thinking about erotic board games.  I surfed around and found a few of my favorites:

Sex Dice Game

I like really clean cut games, particularly when I’m drinking.  There’s nothing worse than a game that’s too complicated when you’ve downed about 10 shots.  With two dice you really can’t go wrong.  the erotic dice game is self explanitory, and if it isn’t, you’re a moron.

Body Bingo Erotic Strip Bingo

Strip poker?  That’s old news.  Now strip Bingo is where it’s at (particularly if you’re a hot milf granny!).  Kinky bingo sounds kind of strange, but if I had the balls to play one of these games this would be my choice.

Homoerotic pornography!

This certainly doesn’t need any explanation.  I just like to put a little WANG on the screen to sicken the men out there.  Yep… WANG!  By the way, if you’d like surf through the erotic games or anything else, check out my Favorite sex toy site – there is a huge selection of all sorts of crap.

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