Archive for April, 2005

new Solo girl – never seen before.

Friday, April 29th, 2005

Just now I got the announcement of the newest solo girl to be launched on the internet.  Britney is the 2005 Winner of the infamous Lightspeed Teen Model Search.  She’s an amateur now but I can tell you that with the Lightspeed taking care of her she’ll be raking in the cash really soon.  No doubt she deserves it, here is a nice tribute to her – picture leads to her site, free galleries are listed below.  Have a free jerk fest courtesy of Britney and the whole Lightspeed Girls Crew!


Britney Lightspeed in hot little pink panties

Britney panty stuffing her pussy
Britney in hot see thru thong
Britney as a cheerleader
Britney in white getting topless
Britney showing hot pink boyshorts
Britney in bra and panty set
Britney in miniskirt and sheer thong
Britney stripping out of a bikini
Britney bent over in mini skirt
Britney showing off her tits and tan

I actually have about 20 more free galleries of her, but I didn’t want to post too many.  If you’d like to see more of Britney, leave a comment and I’ll add more in my next entry.  Feel free to tell me if she’s ugly, too… although I think she’s pretty cute.  I’m pretty sick of all the tired faces in teen girl porn and get kind of excited when I get ahold of an actually new girl on the scene.

guys found $100k in their backyard, or didn’t they?

Friday, April 29th, 2005

You’ve all probably heard about the men that found treasure buried in their backyard ($100k of various silver and gold coins, bills, and banknotes).  Well, today they were arrested.  Why?  Read below:


Two men who claimed in numerous national television interviews that they found buried treasure in the back yard of a home were arrested early Friday after being questioned by police, who said the money was stolen.

The men said they found 1,800 bank notes and bills dating between 1899 and 1928, with a face value of about $7,000.

The men’s stories, though, prompted some suspicions because of discrepancies. The depth of the buried crate, for example, ranged from 9 inches to 2 feet.

The men also gave conflicting reasons for digging in the yard of the house Crebase rents.

They told one reporter they were digging a hole to plant a tree.

In other reports, they said they were trying to remove a small tree or dig up the roots of a shrub that was damaging the home’s foundation.

Turns out they found the money in someone’s attic.  Sure, it was a great idea to come up with that story, but they really should have collaborated better on their lies… and why call so much media attention to it?  They got:


owned!

it puts the lotion on its skin!

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

A gang member was skinned alive in Haiti.  Looks like a fun costume to wear, although it’s probably pretty smelly.



If you’re into porno with a sick twist, take a look at the notorious Sicko Games website.

helen Hunt look alike

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

This girl, Stunning Misty, looks like Helen Hunt (- 20 years).  The resemblance is uncanny, although her tits are a lot bigger.  Take a look:




dating is impossible – witness waterclothes

Monday, April 25th, 2005

Meet Chester:  “Howdy, I’m Chester and live in Van Nuys, California.  I find long sleeved button down dress shirts and slacks very exciting both when dry and totally soaking wet.”

Chester, Chester, child molestor… I wonder if that song rings true for him:


Chester wet clothes suit in the playground.

No, I’m not kidding.  Yes, there are more pictures.  I joined this cam dating site in hopes of getting some funny stories and meeting interesting people, but I never once dreamed that it would be THIS interesting:

Chester in the bathtub fully dressed hairy chest making Elvis face

This guy is certainly a character, although I’m a bit afraid of exchanging emails with him.  I’ve recieved a lot of gross nude pictures so far, but these non-nude photos are strangely the most vulgar.  Check out Adult Action Cam:  maybe you could be the not-completely-insane guy that will sweep me off my feet.  What do you say?