Archive for March, 2005

girls with Braces

Thursday, March 24th, 2005

I’ve really had it with all these girls with braces.  Young petite girls are great, but when they look like they’re 8 years old, I’m not interested.  Who ever thought that a mouth full of metal could be so appealling.  Teen Kelly is the top “braces” girl, but I personally think there are much better young cuties out there.  Next Door Nikki is definitely one of my favorites – she looks very young and she’s actually pretty, not just a trashy blonde.

Let’s compare – click the photos to see the full galleries:


Next Door Nikki:  Young and cute vs Teen Kelly:  Ugly Braces & Way Too Young Looking

(P.S. I’m not a lesbian ;))

let sleeping Pigs lie

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

I was doing my rounds of checking out camgirls and found this absolute gem:
Fat Ugly Pig Camslut

Sleeping pregnant sluts… what could be better.  Not all camgirls are as piggish as her, you can see some free preview cams here:

why does a Bra cost $45?

Friday, March 18th, 2005

I saw a commercial for the Victoria’s Secret Ipex bra:  “the world’s most adavanced bra.”  For $45 , I can pick up a bra that looks like any other, but is somehow advanced.  I don’t know what kind of chipset the Ipex has, but unless it can tune into alien frequencies (or atleast access WiFi hotspots), I’m not interested.  It’s much more fun to go braless anyhow.  Case & point (click the picture to go to the full gallery):
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party Poker

Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

I have been sitting around playing Party Poker for the last two hours.  I’m really kicking ass.  Ever since I was as young as five years old, I have been into cards.  My grandparents taught me how to play and I can pick up almost any game within 10 minutes.  I have been playing the Holdem’ Tournaments and placing first or second nearly every time.  This is much more fun than playing Bridge with my grandparents.  Amazingly enough, even on the internet poker players have “tells.”  Anyhow, I’m going to go back to pissing off these 50 year old men.  Check it out… see if you can beat me ;)

prosthetic Vaginas

Sunday, March 13th, 2005

What a world we live in.  I was browsing my favorite Sex Toy Store and decided to check out the other side of things.  Instead of giggling at the oversized dildos, I took a look at the toy pussies.  Much to my surprise, the selection is pretty large.  Here are some of my favorites:

The Gaping Vag
The Gaping Vag is great if you want to know what it really feels like to fuck a bitch that had octuplets.

Brown Hole Love
Feel free to get some lovin’ from this truly brown hole.

The Man Hand
Ever wondered what it felt like to get a handjob from a big oafy man?  Here’s your chance.

That’s it for now.  There are tons of laughs to be found at this site, I highly recommend it.