Archive for March, 2005

my favorite Girl

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

The only solo girl I ever spend the time promoting (because she’s actually beautiful), Next Door Nikki, came out with a new gallery today.  Here is the brand new gallery.  Click any of these thumbnails to get the full gallery:

And just for fun, here are a few of her other free [...]

news flash: Britney Spears is fat

Sunday, March 27th, 2005

As a female, I can tell you that many girls were waiting for this to happen.  Beautiful girls turning fat or ugly is the ultimate victory, particularly when they are celebrities.  If you’re looking for hot naked celebrities then I would suggest this site.  It’s only a matter of time before Britney [...]

today is Easter and i’m a Jew

Sunday, March 27th, 2005

As if Sundays aren’t bad enough, now everything but Wawa is closed.  People are too busy being families to come get drunk with me.  For all you gentiles, here are some results for “peeps” in Google Image Search:

If you’re looking for some playboy bunnies to celebrate this holiday, check out this one… and [...]

actual identical Twins fucking

Friday, March 25th, 2005

This is truly a first.  I’ve never seen real twins fucking together.  They look identical to me.  I got a hold of two movie galleries and two photo galleries of them.  Click each picture to go the full set, or just check out the full site here.

dating Sites

Friday, March 25th, 2005

I haven’t been on a “date” in a long time now.  I’m not even looking for a boyfriend, just some funny stories about how horrible the experiences are.  I’m too young to be desperate for a man or stressed about my current slum.

Yesterday I decided to sign up for a dating site.  [...]