To whom it may concern:

Since mid-January, I have been coming to your establishment on a regular basis.  I was lured in by your commercials, promising the delectable Spicy Tuscan Rotisserie Chicken between the hours of 5pm and 8pm.  However, I was grossly misled.  I have arrived at various times within the three [...]

My friend Jared just informed me that he has been taking Magna-RX.  The following conversation ensued:

[me] what are you, an idiot?
[jared] dude i swear they’re working
[me] have you measured?
[jared] yeah i think i got almost a half inch
[me] ...
[jared] i’m like 10 times harder too
[me] what are you, an idiot?
[jared] shut up, they’re working

I [...]

This is by far the sickest photo series that I have ever seen.  If you ever asked yourself “What does a headless dick look like?” look no further.  This is a case of an amputation fetish.  Amputation fetish footage is extremely hard to find (for obvious reasons), so below is something extremely [...]

Oops, she did it again!  Paris Hilton managed to get her T-Mobile Sidekick hacked.  All her contacts and personal emails were released.  I’ve been making prank calls for the past two hours, feeling like a 12 year old boy.

A few stars from the list include Fred Durst, Polly Shore, Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, [...]

There comes a time in every blog’s lifespan that the obligatory internet cliches are posted.  Although there are many more than the ones below, I truly believe that these are the Top Three.  What would the internet be without these?

Think I’m missing some?  Feel free to post a comment and expand my [...]