To whom it may concern:
Since mid-January, I have been coming to your establishment on a regular basis. I was lured in by your commercials, promising the delectable Spicy Tuscan Rotisserie Chicken between the hours of 5pm and 8pm. However, I was grossly misled. I have arrived at various times within the three hour span (about 8-12 times total) and have yet to be served this menu item. Not only is the Tuscan chicken always “out,” I honestly don’t think you make it at all. There is no reason that you should be out of the chicken at 5:20 PM if you start serving at 5:00. Out of all my visits, I was only told that it was cooking once… and that it would take 25 minutes to be done. Furthermore, the workers always manage to have a surly attitude. In fact, they act as if it’s my fault that THEY are out of chicken. My dissatisfaction knows no bounds. I expect a full Spicy Tuscan Rotisserie Chicken to be delivered to my door by Midnight tomorrow (or atleast a coupon for one) or I will take you to court for bait and switch tactics. Thank you.
Now that I got that off my chest, here are some cute girls. Click to enlarge.
